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The maze is merciless. Every turn seems to

  • The maze is merciless. Every turn seems to be a mistake. But I cannot stop. I have to get to the

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  • restroom before my bladder lets out. I turned right. Another dead end. If there weren't so many people in this hedge maze, I would have been happy to quietly pee in a corner.

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  • I walked through the hedge maze with wet trousers.

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  • I could feel the wet jeans slowly but surely rendering me sterile. I considered escaping the hedge maze by making a mad dash, but within each hedge sat an electrified fence. Shit.

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  • Then I heard the grunt of a hedge-dwelling Minotaur. I saw it see me through the walls of the hedge maze. Did it know how to get to me? Did it know the way out? It moved to the

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  • right, then the left, as though it were thinking. Then with a great roar, the Minotaur charged towards me, crashing right through the hedge. "That's one way to get out of a maze" I

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  • snarked, peeved at his hogging of the hedge. "HEDGEHOG!" I called after the Minotaur and instantly he turned into a hedgehog and scuttled into the underbrush. Until that moment I

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  • Realised that wasnt just any old hedgehog. That was S0NiC the hedgehog. That minotuar was getting his power from hedges to support his alter ego.. Sonic. It all made sense now. I k

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  • new it must be important to someone, out there, in that Space. The Space of no Reason. I crossed that road for no reason. I burnt that bridge. For no reason. There is no turning ba

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  • Ck from Lollapalooza. It will change your life, and not necessarily for the better. The moral of this story is the Space of No Reason is Dyonesian by nature an Morpheus lives there

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