The day the whale fell on top of the bus

The day the whale fell on top of the bus I was riding to the doctor's office is one that will live in infamy. I am lucky to be alive to tell you the true story in a folding story!

Nothing lasts forever, in fact. Some may insist that diamonds are the exception, but have you ever seen a diamond in hell?

Hell yeah, Neil Diamond! I don't know about forever, but he's been around a long time. He's always playing Solitary

Monopoly, but always ends up owing himself money because all of his pricey hotel property on the boardwalk. Solitary Monopoly hadn't caught on just yet, but Neil Diamond was optimi

zing the hotels that he owned already. Monopoly was a game Neil used to simulate real life. Neil was only three, yet he owned half of the best hotels in New York and countless

railroads in Spain. They were worth their weight in gold. But still having the attention span of the 3yr old that Neil was he wanted more. He wanted the Louvre, that's right the

Louvre. Did you hear me that time? Anyway, being flush after selling all the rails in Spain, his 3 year old attention span forgot 3 years ago and the last memory of her. Now when

she calls him, he says "I'm sorry, there's nobody here by that name," and sticks a toilet plunger on his head. He then parades into the dining hall and makes eye contact with the

one person in the room with a big "DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME" sign above her head - The Queen of Death to Those Who Wear Plungers as Hats While Looking Me in the Eye.