Lars was burnt in Fife, Washington, and braised

Lars was burnt in Fife, Washington, and braised as a Boy Scout. He groped his eleventh disc-jockey for his pukey radio station at the age of 13 after which

he played madlibs alone on the internet and bathed himself in vodka and a celebration of hallucinogenics. The disc jockeys appeared one after another, apologizing while touching

him in naughty places - the kind they warned you about in kindergarten. But he didn't care anymore. He didn't

listen to figures of authority anyway. He would show them exactly who was in charge by sending a

chopper gunner to destroy them.

The chopper gunner got shot down by Elmo in a tiger-camo jumpsuit with a China Lake.

Then micheal jackson came out of the grave and chased after elmo. Then

Then Barney came and started attacking Elmo. Barney was screaming how could elmo have betrayed him. Then dora flew in on a jet pack and went physco. Then her cousin diego shot

Elmo in the head - Diago, Dora and Barney cheered. Suddenly, Katy Perry appeared. Greif-stricken, she held Elmo's limp frame and sobbed, "You were hot, now you're cold" :'(