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Due to tribal social pressures, I have agreed

  • Due to tribal social pressures, I have agreed to publicly celebrate the pair-bond relationship with my mate. I have prepared an offering of severed plant genitalia, dyed wood pulp,
  • and soot. My mate is maxing the credit card on limos, meringue wedding dresses and rice. In keeping with tribe traditions I will be a naked groom, smeared in goose fat. Love
  • this Diversity Appreciation Day training! We're all having so much fun & just think, we're getting CE credit to boot! OK, now you be the tribal mother-in-law, OK? Put on this fea
  • ture film so we can get on with the training session. Today's lesson will be about watching movies. There's lots of Diversity in those! Especially the ones where
  • there's all this diverse stuff going one. What that meant was that the film professor just threw the course together at the last minute. He was a bum with a magnificent name.
  • The professor laid down the main course and pulled away a white sheet. The students gazed at the meal, wondering how this had anything to do with the media course they had taken.
  • "The media is like this roast chicken", he said to his confused audience of Media Texts 101 students, "consumed it too slowly and it'll get cold,"
  • "...but consume it too quickly and you'll choke and die". Everyone stared at him, questioningly. That analogy was not one of his best, especially as he had only had a mere half a
  • throat, the other half eaten by a marauding macaw in his youth. But he was off on another tangent, another analogy. "I've always said love is like a glass of prune juice...
  • it makes your constipated innards flow freely again. No, Love is like a platypus: just when you think its a furry mammal it waves its duckbill at you and lays an egg.

4 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jun 17 2015 @ 17:51

    A wild tanget but we came full circle back to exotic mates.

  2. SunsetMage Jun 18 2015 @ 05:29

    This is one of the most consistent stories I've read on here.

  3. lucielucie Jun 21 2015 @ 16:31

    Love is just like a platypus.

  4. LordVacuity Aug 20 2016 @ 16:33

    Now set that to the tune of Love Is like Oxygen and you'd have a hit. Loves is like a platypus It's got mammalian traits But then lays eggs Loves got a spur.

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