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Among the relics found at the Beatles auction

  • Among the relics found at the Beatles auction was one slightly used portable hole from the Yellow Submarine movie. It was bought by
  • Dr. Jeremy Hillary Boob, who needed one more hole to fill the Albert Hall. He took a Taxi, but on the way, the hole slipped out of his pocket landing on the seat. The next passenge
  • -r fell into the hole and down through a long, dark tunnel into another dimension. A dimension of not only sight and sound but of mind. He saw a signpost up ahead. "Oh great,"
  • doo-doo-doo-doooooo... doo-doo-doo-dooooo "Everybody duck - its a serling Rod headed straight for our eye socket!"
  • "You're entering...the Twilight Sparkle zone!" The pony was too busy trying to read to listen to Pinkie Pie narrate her new "Haunting Hour" sketch. She said so. "Pinkie, I'm busy
  • because Possum Flash and Sugar Gumby Flammable Goat Boy have dance fever. The Pony spread her wings as if to say
  • "Go ahead, eat the cheesestix, but be careful they are hot." Possum Flash and Flammable Goat Boy knew how to get the party started. Even the Shaggy/Velma tranny was having a ball
  • of wax sculpted to resemble Manny BooBoo. "What a motley crue we are," Flammable Goat Boy observed, his mouth stuffed with cheesestix. "We should play poker more often." The musi
  • cal ringtone of Barbie Girl by Aqua rang out and Flammable Goat Boy picked up his phone "Hello? No, I'm just playing poker. What? No, I don't want a chicken stuffed in it
  • , no, no this isn't Mr.Bond... Goat Boy, Flammable Goat Boy, that's it. I'm afraid Mr. Bond has left the table. Yeah, he looked shaken not stir- oh f*ck it I'll have the chicken.

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