Among the relics found at the Beatles auction

Among the relics found at the Beatles auction was one slightly used portable hole from the Yellow Submarine movie. It was bought by

Dr. Jeremy Hillary Boob, who needed one more hole to fill the Albert Hall. He took a Taxi, but on the way, the hole slipped out of his pocket landing on the seat. The next passenge

-r fell into the hole and down through a long, dark tunnel into another dimension. A dimension of not only sight and sound but of mind. He saw a signpost up ahead. "Oh great,"

doo-doo-doo-doooooo... doo-doo-doo-dooooo "Everybody duck - its a serling Rod headed straight for our eye socket!"

"You're entering...the Twilight Sparkle zone!" The pony was too busy trying to read to listen to Pinkie Pie narrate her new "Haunting Hour" sketch. She said so. "Pinkie, I'm busy

because Possum Flash and Sugar Gumby Flammable Goat Boy have dance fever. The Pony spread her wings as if to say

"Go ahead, eat the cheesestix, but be careful they are hot." Possum Flash and Flammable Goat Boy knew how to get the party started. Even the Shaggy/Velma tranny was having a ball

of wax sculpted to resemble Manny BooBoo. "What a motley crue we are," Flammable Goat Boy observed, his mouth stuffed with cheesestix. "We should play poker more often." The musi

cal ringtone of Barbie Girl by Aqua rang out and Flammable Goat Boy picked up his phone "Hello? No, I'm just playing poker. What? No, I don't want a chicken stuffed in it

, no, no this isn't Mr.Bond... Goat Boy, Flammable Goat Boy, that's it. I'm afraid Mr. Bond has left the table. Yeah, he looked shaken not stir- oh f*ck it I'll have the chicken.