The priest asked if anyone opposed the marriage,

The priest asked if anyone opposed the marriage, they should speak now or forever hold their peace. Then the priest himself cleared his throat and said, "actually, I oppose this

fan fic Buffy was five years old. So Edward simply punted her off a nearby cliff where she was eaten by the shark of Jaws. Afterwards Roy Batty told Bella about things she wouldn't

comprehend, like how to seem human, less robotic. Bella squinted and bit her lip, "Uh. That's just. How I. Act. Sometimes." Roy Batty began, "I've seen things you wouldn't believe

During my thirty years in the business of robotics. This ix nothing." Bella didn't know what to say. He had bern in robotics that long?

Yes he had. His first relationship was with a programmable one chip poster. Pop tarts, yes please! That toaster didn't give no sass talk. Not like these "Companionbots" who'd whine

that the bagel slices were too thick for their slots, or that the Danish-Go-Rounds left goo in their innards. No sir. My old toaster didn't even bat an eye when the crumb tray

flew off and landed in your soup again. We tried to warn you that it was temperamental. You Should not have asked about the fork with the frazzled prongs waking away. Secrets are b

astards when they feel they have been ill used. Not wishing to go through another torture session with his uncle, Klem "The Torturer" Pleat, I made up a secret. I didn't know he'd

figure out the true capabilities of a saber-tooth tiger claw and an ounce of glue. With these, I made my escape.