One day, Natalie, tall, skinny, and very

One day, Natalie, tall, skinny, and very pretty went to the store to buy some groceries to take home and there was a guy she had noticed that had followed her in the store

He looked familiar. She continued to the beer cooler at the back of the store. Oh, she thought, what was that brand mom wanted me to get for tonight's barbecue? She turned around

and moonwalked the rest of the way to the fridge. The tiles on the floor were cold against her bare feet and this wasn't the most ideal surface for moonwalking, but a girl must

a piece of Einstein she was saving for just such a special occasion. His silver gloved hand scooped it into his gullet. "The theory of relativ... BRAINS!" So close, she thought,

But then she looked closer at the label the brains were in. It was not Einstein. It was "Epstein." She had Buddy Epstein's brains and now she had to transplant

the brain into the paitent. When the transplant ended as a success she

felt like a whole new person. The brain had given a whole new world of knowledge, and her iq had improved 3 fold. She decided to use this new gained intelligence to

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