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I was tired of being so clever and self-involved,

  • I was tired of being so clever and self-involved, but the baroque tapestry of my superior mind had already been woven. I avoided commoners for their sake; even a simple "hello"
  • proved too much for me. Humanity was beneath me. I could not express enough how much I felt our species was a cancer to our planet
  • -arium. The stink. The humidity of full-commando underwearless naturalism trapped by the rough fibers of hemp. The Pink Floyd Laser show made me see how gross humanity really
  • is and I, frankly speaking, reveled in it. There is nothing more heady that the scent of sweaty unwashed bodies moving in unison to Pink Floyd,who were stockholders in Hemp Panties
  • . Despite the conflict of interest, Pink Floyd would proceed to review and give advice on Hemp Panties. The SEC started an investigation into potential insider trading by Pink Floy
  • d and unsurprisingly discovered a complicated net of unscrupulous business transactions between Pink Floyd and apparent ringleader Bob Weir. Hemp Panties were just the tip of the
  • fallacy pyramid. The fallacious base was bulging with the notion that hemp apparel was IN, despite what GQ insisted. The pyramid came crashing down like The Wall when D'Brickashaw
  • recanted his earlier praise for hemp fashion. "I was misinterpreted," he lied; but lies from him were as influential as scripture. GQ soon followed, and my ruin was certain. Today,
  • sackcloth & ashes which used to be the go-to fashion statement for medieval atoners has been shunned by Vogue and the bailiffs are hammering on my door. They've taken the sewing
  • game to a whole new level, strangely enough. Who would've thought they could sew? Who are they really anyway? That is the real question here. One that will never be answered.

3 Comments

  1. RoboRoach Feb 09 2014 @ 15:53

    talk about your conspiracies... chilling

  2. lucielucie Feb 10 2014 @ 05:39

    So 'Comfortably Numb' is just an ad for hemp panties.

  3. SlimWhitman Feb 15 2014 @ 19:59

    An Ideal way to smuggle ganja, and if you get caught with your panties down, smoke 'em.

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