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By the time the parachute opened there wasn't

  • By the time the parachute opened there wasn't time to prepare for the landing, all I could think was I wish I asked her
  • what her favorite color was. I'll bet it was pink or purple or something typical. I liked that about her, she was
  • both the most interesting person I've ever met and also the most predictable. But I never could've predicted that she
  • would eventually be the one to kill me. Looking back on it
  • , the hockey mask and chain saw should have been a dead give away. My mistake. That's why you should never get into
  • a relationship with a man who claims to be "into" murder. I guess the only thing left to do now is
  • play dead and hope it turns him on. I don't mind bondage or furries, but this was too much. He looked as if
  • i just stomped on his nuts. So, i did what any god fearing man would do, and pissed on his
  • gleaming "Highest Score" candlepin bowling trophy.
  • With my proof of worth in tow, I set off for the bright lights of Sioux City.
Started
2010-05-11 13:07:07
Finished
2010-05-12 14:45:08

2 Comments

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    dan Oct 01 2010 @ 19:00

    Wrapped up nicely. Job well done Austin!
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    chakalakaboo Oct 07 2010 @ 17:41

    beep like awwsheome

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