"Don't forget me when it's over," I said

"Don't forget me when it's over," I said despite how useless the request was. I knew she wouldn't miss me, nevermind remember me. At least I can accep this, even though it kills me

to know that I was in love with a rhinoceros. Rhino what you're thinking, but how many people do you know that can honestly say that? Despite everything that happened

I want' to make it clear, it wasn't just because the Rhino and I were horny, this was real soul wrecking leathery shanked, near sighted, short tempered two tonne love.

This was the type of love that required a helmet and home insurance. It violently passionate and we were enjoying every second of it.

or other. After we put out the fire, we stood around the charred car. "Charming," snarked Scott, who was always a little too smug for me. We could hear sirens approaching and

knew it was only a matter of time that they would arrive on the scene, though they wouldn't be too shocked at what they saw. It was Friday night in Hellvagarden. This was old news.

Except this time it was one of their own. The victim was the daughter of the Department's Training Sergeant, Sgt. Max Schnell. She was also a 1st year cadet at the police academy.

Sandy "Smiles" Schnell was slain by the K10, a rebel group of German Shepherds who vowed to "rise above" the shackles of K9 oppression. Who could avenge this bloodshed but

Sandy's twin sister, Sammy "Scowls" Schnell. By the time she had finished those K10 K9s, they were colder than K2.