With long legs crossed, she sat across from

With long legs crossed, she sat across from me in the little office and mutt5ered to herself, "Where to begin?" She raised her head and said, "You won't believe this but I..

had a cat named seven and canary named nine." She uncrossed and recrossed her lengthy stems in the backroom of my P.I. office. She said "I knew it was tempting fate but when

the chance to cross breed myself with long stemmed roses happened I leaped at it. The hard part was getting used my physical changes. The mental changes quickly overwrote my

"Saved-By-The-Bell" education I obtained through osmosis. Now that I was cross breed with long stemmed roses, I could know what last minute cheese Valentines was all about.

"Cheese", we simultaneously chirped, happily getting a picture taken in the foreground of a cardboard heart. This fondue joint cost way more then it should, but it was a holiday-

and hell, I was gonna celebrate National Cardboard and Fondue day, at all costs. Even though I had to sell them my

soul to do so. I didn't mind though. I knew it would be worth it. Cardboard. Fondue. Oh, yes. My eyes were dilating.

The magical unicorn bowed low and granted me my most desired wish. I had always wanted

The robot unicorn rushed into the distance, singing "always I want to be with you". After this terrible event, he regained his lost pride and had a happy and full life. The End.