One , cold, creepy night a girl was walking

One , cold, creepy night a girl was walking around her town after a row with her parents, salty tears run down her face while she walks around alone

to take a dump in the downstairs toilet

after he went back into the living room wondering what to do next

flicked on the sky box, and started watching murder mysteries, then the lights flickered and their was a kncok at the door it was?

the pizza man, he had blood all over his cloths and he lifted the pizza box and pulled out...

a meat knife, he walked around the back streets with his knife looking for people to scare.

But his meat knife was actually a butter knife. In the backstreets he flashed it and said, "I'd cut you just as soon as look at you." No one was scared at all, in fact

they used to taunt this backstreet boy with

their rendition of "macho macho man". The whole construction crew would dress up in pink tutus and feather boas while raising their hairy legs in chorusline fashion.