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Alan was on a nervous high before his first

  • Alan was on a nervous high before his first (blind) date since the divorce. But the person looking expectantly his way appeared to be wearing a pair of crotchless tights as a shirt
  • my first impression had been wrong the tights hadn't originally been crotchless, but she had torn a hole in the crotch to get her head out. The was hole off center so her head hung
  • like a hockey stick. The Red Queen grabbed her by the feet and swung at a croquet ball. But Harry Potter burst in on broom and smacked the croquet ball into
  • the left corner pocket. On the way it richocheted off Kingpins head and Harry's point was disqualified. The umpire Sauron called a penalty shot which was made by the Mad Hatter.
  • They leveled the score and Harry gave the umpire Sauron a few harsh words. The mad hatter was on fire now and was only one leg as he fired in
  • one curve ball after another. Each was a strike and the Hatter felt quite proud of his improved throwing arm. Then, who should come sauntering up to the plate but Casey himself
  • who pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate. Who's on first and Alice is on second. The White Rabbit is leading on third. The Hatter winds up for the pitch.
  • Team Neverland are leading the game, what do you make of it John?" "Huh, it looks like The Hatter can really put the final nail in the coffin for the opposing team. It will be the
  • hell's bells. Oh, and that's a bad miss." Play-by-play & color continued for the sport match. "You know, the Queen of Hearts is just having a terrible game. To best reality, she
  • scored by portals scliced with the Vorpal blade!" The Hatter sobbed as her Royal Bitchiness scored for the win. The Guard of Hearts lifted the axe & Hatter thought, "We're all mad"
Started
2011-03-23 00:28:19
Finished
2012-03-30 12:03:40

2 Comments

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    sundancer Mar 30 2012 @ 13:36

    Oh my goodness this is incredible. Well done, everyone!
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    SlimWhitman Mar 31 2012 @ 03:54

    How to write a good foldingstory: Keep the ball in play!

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