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Once upon a time in a far far away land,

  • Once upon a time in a far far away land, lived a beautiful princess. She was so pretty that her mother and father locked her away in a tower. She was not able to get out.

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  • She did, however, locate a magic key in the corner of the room. She tried the key in the lock, and she was able to open the door. When she opened the door, she saw

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  • nothing it was dissapointing, she did everything for that stupid magic key to see absolutely nothing hidding behind the door she took a step in and fell into a room full of magical

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  • chickens. What a surprised magical chickens that breathed fire. I guess you could call them hot chicks. Despite the puns, it looked our heroin

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  • in the eyes, gave a "Cockadoodledoo!" then breathed fire all over him. Our heroin hopped about trying to put himself out as the dragon-chicken

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  • stared in confusion, trying to decide whether our protagonist was male or female. In the end, the dragon-chicken decided that men and women burn equally well and breathed fire over

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  • feminists & misogynists alike. Burn them all,the dragon-chicken thought & he breathed more fire on his human toast. He went in search of his jar of marmalade& his friend Paddington

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  • was sitting on the couch of his entertainment cave with his paw in the marmalade jar, watching the latest episode of America's Trendiest Cross-dressing Generals. The dragon-chicken

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  • gazed merclissly at the screen. "Oh yes Wayne Brady, your soul WILL be mine..." The maniacal clucking was almost more than he could, ahem, bare, so before the flames flew he

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  • he leapt up in all of his naked glory, grasped the evil chicken by the neck and wrung it until it squealed its last. Then he gnawed through its chest and ate its heart.

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