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"Hello? Tech Support? FoldingStory keeps

  • "Hello? Tech Support? FoldingStory keeps having Internal Errors whenever I try to add a fold. It's really annoying. If you could fix that, that would be greeeaatt...."
  • "Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Skunk we'll look into your FoldingStory problem right away. Have you tried tapping lightly on the monitor? Sometimes words settle to the bottom."
  • "No way. He might snap my fingers off," said Mr Skunk. "Besides, what does my lizard have to do with FS? He can't even use a PC, as far as I know." The customer service rep
  • said nothing else. There was no arguing with this Mr. Skunk or his lizard. The customer service rep shrugged & handed him a complimentary bazooka, just for coming in. Mr. Skunk
  • and his lizard had no use for the bazooka because they had no thumbs and it outweighed them by 50 pounds. Mr. Skunk and his lizard decided that Best Buy would pay for their stupdii
  • little friend Wabbit. He was called that because he had a speed impediment, and always pronounced his Rs as Ws. Mr. Skunk and the lizard knew that Wabbit had a secret weapon,
  • his rucky wabbits foot, he'd stolen from Harry Hare. This would make up for his speed impediment - so he thought. Mr. Skunk's stunk up the first turn & Wabbit wore noseplugs, but
  • Mr. Skunk's stank was rank as his wretched butt, which came into view as Wabbit rounded the bend. He forced onward through the thick air, ready to overtake him. The race was
  • on. Unscriptedly, Wile e thought it would be swell to sneak into the episode and snack upon the both of them. Fitted with his trusted foot springs, he bounced. Skunk and Wabbit
  • had already seen him coming and were ready. As Wile e sailed through the air he noticed that instead of the ground, he was headed straight for a shark tank. I GIVE UP,said his sign
Started
2013-11-11 18:28:17
Finished
2015-08-30 20:59:42

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 31 2015 @ 03:21

    Lesson learned Mr. Skunk? Don't tangle with FS customer service, they always win.
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    Krammy Aug 31 2015 @ 08:41

    Lol, speech impediment turned into speed impediment. xD
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    KieferSkunk Aug 31 2015 @ 16:49

    I certainly didn't expect to become the subject of an entire FoldingStory. :) That was hilarious and surprisingly coherent.

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