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Ned fingered the natural rubber teething

  • Ned fingered the natural rubber teething ring in his hand, quickly formulating a plan as the Starfish-McMahan monster slithered slowly up the tunnel. Biting hard on the teething
  • ring whilst bouncing up and down, to distract the Starfish-McMahan monster, caused a huge gold filling to pop out of Ned's mouth. The filling struck the beast on its third arm.
  • The Starfish-McMahan monster crumpled, overwhelmed with pain, and began to wail. A severe gold allergy was its Achilles heel. Feeling remorse, Ned pulled a hypodermic filled with
  • a starfish wasting disease he'd caught eating sea urchin gonads at NYSushi. Biting his rubber ring, Ned watched Starfish-McMahan melt, shed his lesioning skin & revert to cop form.
  • The unperturbed McMahan growled, "a little police brutality never hurt anybody," and swung at Ned. Ned dodged and the cop's arm went through the rubber ring gripped in Ned's teeth.
  • Soon Ned had him hog-tied & gagged with two baby rings a pacifier. "Now Ofc.McMahan,struggling like that will leave a rash. I've got just the thing. A balm of camomile & wormwyrd"
  • Ned stated, but McMahan didn't understand his blatherskite. McMahon thought now would be astonishing for a brave stranger to save him from Ned's monstrocity of a plan,
  • but alas, a stranger didn't come and McMahon was stuck with Ned and his terrible plans. McMahon needed a to find a way to escape, so he looked towards the closest wall.
  • Then, taking a flying leap, McMahon flung his hefty body through the wall, crashed through a window, hefted himself over the brick wall & back into his limo, leaving Ned behind.
  • McMahon felt a twinge of regret as the road unrolled beneath his limo, but knew that he could parlay his grief about Ned's demise into a hefty book and movie deal.
Started
2015-12-13 21:02:50
Finished
2016-01-01 16:30:49

5 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 02 2016 @ 06:28

    I think Ned survived this adventure. and all great movie deals require a trilogy...
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    Crazydance Jan 06 2016 @ 15:00

    DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM!!! Another obvious movie sequel must be coming!
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    grok Jan 08 2016 @ 11:14

    The references in my fold to delicious starfish-related phenomena like sea urchin gonad sushi & the starfish wasting disease were inspired by this little gem of a blog about echinoderms: http://echinoblog.blogspot.de 3 more quotes that might might inspire some great folds: - OH NOES! ITS TEH End of Days/R'Lyeh is rising and Cthulhu is chasing the starfish out of the sea!! - Have you ever had one of those days when you just suddenly started thinking about fish that live in the rectal cavities of sea cucumbers? - The other day, I was thinking of BIG stuff. and then, a bit later, I was thinking of STARFISH stuff. and then I thought of cake. (mmm..cake..)
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    BlastedHeath Jan 08 2016 @ 20:17

    Working on it ...
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    BlastedHeath Jan 08 2016 @ 20:21

    http://foldingstory.com/t8rmp/

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