Finished Folds (1—20)
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2Party claimed it was their doing, that the Starbucks Party saved the world, so they won the election in a landslide. The world may be spared of demons, but not caffeinated tyranny
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4How could this be true? Clouds like mattresses; undeniable safety; endless relaxation. Whom would gift the weatherman such a prosperity? A green screen, of course.
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4The one and only purpose of life is: A hand of Rummy
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6Everyone searched the factory for what was left of the Cap'n. It turns out he retired and moved to the cork factory next door. Cork u lived happily eating with a cork on his fork.
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3I caught something in the corner of my eye, it hurt a lot. I tried to wash it out but no dice. My bottle gathering party came to collect their money AND Hackensmoots started playin
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4Frodo was befuddled, "How did my dance not work?" He asked. Sauron stared, then hurtfully stated "Because it was not the crazy dance." With a flash, Frodo became crazily dead.
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3start, but there's much work to do! I need every able bodied man in the facility to commence The Brainstorm." "Yes sir!" The alarm sang, aliens will be expressed in their true form
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3Lucky for you it came; "spam" ceased to exist beyond this fol- Dang nabbit! I just said spam- I mean the "Shall not be spoken word" shall not be spoken yonder this line!
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2So the third player threw his cards using an outta-this-world ability beyond gracefulness into the other players' hands. He loses poppies, but total fruit catastrophe isn't likely.
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6It's 11:59 at night, so tired. Myt fold si finishgd, just need ton preesc thd "Fold an de oaiss" button- ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
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5The army marched to the outskirts of the capital. Right here and now they can end the war, but the munitions supply of mustard is low, not enough for the hotdogs. Morale is low.
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3Because of imrpoper wiring the wrong alarm went off. SWAT stormed the building and now he must find a way to extinguish his pants and avoid a team SWAT simultaneously.
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3There is darkness. There are shrubs. There is a cigarette bud. There is fire.
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2There was a story claimed the "Greatest Story in the World." But when Dr. Bushwhacker revised it, the claim was proven wrong.
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3Everybody got up from their seats to do the usual mozying around, except for George, who planted a bomb while witness's were away, "Nobody alive will know my life failures!" He sai
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6Oh, I am? Wait, no, I meant, "I'm not gullible!"
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2I froze in fear. After crying for a few minutes I turned around and left, horror stories aren't for me I tell yah. I feel bad for Simon though, too bad I had to leave him.
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2When I got there, it all changed. So many lovely beverages, I think I will take them instead of blowing them up. The problem is, I can't carry so many large racks of Brandy alone.
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1closed the page.
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1Because the brake failure made me rear end a Ford Pinto. [So Jim hopped off his cloud, and let David tell his story on how he got to heaven] "Well, you see there's this giant...