20

Ice creaming comes across the sky

  • Ice creaming comes across the sky
  • "You know, I thought the first sign of the apocalypse would be more... dramatic. Didn't you?" I asked my friend as we and a group of others watched ice cream cones rain down upon
  • the local Impromptu Hats Club. It was soon at war with the neighboring Narwhal Enthusiasts Organization over possession of the falling ice cream cones. "Maybe this IS bad," I told
  • Eberwald our President who wore a large newspaper steamboat hat with empty toilet paper role smokestacks. "We will never cede conical hat rights to the Narwhal tuskers!" he said.
  • And then something so amazing happened that I can hardly describe it.
  • I found myself in the land of the lost unicycles for the unemployed unicorns! It was a magical place, with a chocolate river, candy plants, & strange little orange people, wait a
  • minute! That wasn't a chocolate river! It was diarrhea. I had already taken a swallow before the smell became acknowledged. This April Fools joke from Willy Wonka will never be
  • forgiven...NEVER! While recovering from the resulting dysentry caused by Willy Wonka's horrible April Fool's joke, I had almost a year to plot my revenge. The following March, I
  • travelled to India and sought advice from a guru. My guru told me to forgive Willy Wonka and find enlightenment in listening to the Beatles and worshiping cows
  • but while I thought after thirty years of PTSD & therapy I could forgive the chocolate-smith for his professional negligence, I just couldn't deal with the mop-haired yuppies.
Started
2012-04-09 17:29:53
Finished
2013-02-05 02:27:03

5 Comments

  1. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Feb 05 2013 @ 06:38

    Having made the effort to construct a steamboat hat, Eberwald was disappointed when his ship sank without even a mention in the newspapers...
  2. Avatar

    inatick Feb 05 2013 @ 06:47

    I wonder how members does an impromptu hats club have?
  3. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Feb 05 2013 @ 06:49

    Autocorrect strikes again? Didn't the president of G.R.O.S.S. where a steamboat hat? That club had two members as far as I know.
  4. Avatar

    inatick Feb 05 2013 @ 07:56

    Wear or where?
  5. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Feb 05 2013 @ 08:12

    I have no excuse. My autocorrect lobe was sleeping. ;-)

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!