A long time ago in 1988, a man named Albert

A long time ago in 1988, a man named Albert bought a boom box. The boom box was loud and Albert's neighbors were

getting increasingly agitated. They always used to be all "What's up fool!" But lately they were all "What's up. Fool." Albert kept bumping his boom box though. Always loudly. He

decided that he would play some Beatles songs on the boom box. He was hoping that the songs would get the attention of people around him. "Come Together" was the first song

. Nobody liked the Beatles, so they smashed the boombox and stuffed the beatnik's hat down his throat. Then, inspired by the song "Revolution Number 9", they tried to overthrow the

entire country. They started by training mutated ferrets to carry tiny swords. This tiny army could swarm the governments forces and they would be hard to hit. The ferret leader

was a real weasel. Not to be trusted thank you very much. The ferret leader led the mutated ferrets in a battle in Syria to take oil fields controlled by the Assad regime.

This was one very cheap alternative to sending humans into this dangerous toxosphere. Assad had his axemen go out and hunt the ferrets for meat. People were starving, so why not?

The ferrets were livid when they found that someone had raided their fridges and taken all their cold cuts.It was obviously the work of robots on behalf of humans. So the ferrets

ferreted out the bane of robots and human both. Obsolescence.