Her last show ended. She went home, walked

Her last show ended. She went home, walked up to her support chamber, closed the door. The arm lowered and removed her "helmet." The Emperor appeared on the hologram and

started his speech, as pompous as he ever was. Kathleen had never seen someone she hated as much as she hated him. It was a good thing she was the leader of the rebellion.

Picking up a nearby rock, Kathleen attempted her best to aim high and true toward the podium. Fortunately, she hurled it right into his skull. Unfortunately, her mask slipped and

everybody recognized her as Kathleen the Great Savior of All Humanity. And after they witnessed her perform this flawless assassination, the crowd picked her up and carried her to

the grand feast prepared in her honor. Unfortunately, humanity had been suppressed so long that the feast mostly consisted of moldy bread and something called "Green

" which was ironic because it really looked more yellow than green if you asked me. The feast continued until everyone was stuffed and then the slaves were brought in for entertain

ment. There were slaves from every land, and every land had his own show making it impossible way to get bored. I soon forgot the yellowish green thing they had served, and began

down makes it true in a way that no other visceral experience could. That's why we blog, Timmy, and that's how everything published on the internet is true. Now, go outside and pla

-nk so I can take pics for my next post: "Why planking iz cooler than Tebowing". Double-digit hits could be on the line! And Timmy, you can haz cheezburger if you do it. Please?