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'I observe that the plate in my microwave

  • 'I observe that the plate in my microwave revolves anticlockwisely EVEN THOUGH l reside in the Northern hemisphere.' Dirk signed & posted his letter to the Royal Society itself!
  • Dirk woke up and 90 years had passed, he had no friends, no lovers, no relatives, just this fat nurse who wanted to give him more giant yellow pills.
  • This continued for several more cycles until he woke up in a darkened room. A skeleton slumped at the nurse's chair. "She sure was big-boned," Dirk said, rubbing his eyes.
  • He checked the tag on the back of her neck. She had been from Southern Alberta. I guess she still was in a sense. You're always from where you're from. Seemed to make sense to him.
  • What didn't was the vic spent her time on Mexican chatrooms. Type messages to people online, you've got nothing to hold in your hands. She lived in Canada, so why the Mexican chat?
  • Did she have burrito fever? Lots of North of the border girls liked a hot tamale in their beds. The Mexicans in the chatroom needed a big fat mama in Canuckistan, lest the Southern
  • Chimichanga Squad get wind of the bean counters and their torturous tortilla propaganda. "Holy Frijole!" they exclaimed, when Senor Carnitas de la Salsa Caliente arrived in his
  • low rider bathtub-on-wheels filled with mole sauce, Margarita reeled. "Senor Carnitas de la Salsa Caliente," she sighed, "I thought you would never come, with a side of rice!" But
  • , if, for some inexplicable reason you came, raw, uncut, the Oaxaca mole negro, with its fruits and nuts, I would devour you with passion, and allow your chocolate sauce to dribble
  • on my nuts. Next I’d oil the shaft & go do a few strokes. WHOA, I know what you’re thinking! I meant WALNUTS, the ELEVATOR in my office, & in the POOL at the gym. Your dirty mind!
Started
2014-04-15 18:37:00
Finished
2020-12-02 16:00:15

2 Comments

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    Jimbeau Dec 02 2020 @ 20:23

    Food can be very spicy, indeed.
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    Woab Dec 05 2020 @ 13:21

    I love this. It is completely kooky.

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