I was sitting at the tip of the ifle tower

I was sitting at the tip of the ifle tower and
jumped off. When,
he got lucky. Jumping off without considering gravity is normally considered bad form, this time is worked. Gravity was busy moving whole planets and couldn't be bothered with
Jim's measly buck-seventy-five in poundage. After Jim had thoroughly realized and tested this freedom from gravity is when the fun really started. On his first
trip to the new moon coffee shop, he was able to grab a coffee and parsley donut for under a buck twenty-five. Really, he got coffees for the other mice, but it was a successful
excursion all the same. The mice were inexplicably very thankful, probably due to the caffeine contained in the coffees. He had trouble calming them down, and finally managed it by
playing Bjork albums to the rodents. But something was watching him. Hidden. quiet. A predator from other realms, calmly and coolly watching him. Calculating various attacks
& their effect. It hated how he was perverting the rodents with Bjork.The Ratgod hummed Muskrat Love in the sewage pipes of New York City while plotting the demise.of his arch foe
, James Herbert, who marred the reputation of Ratgod's family forever. Mr. Herbert would whirl and he'd twirl and he'd tango,the Ratgod chuckled to himself as he prepared the trap
eze. Ratgod then swung out over the stage and Mr Herbert grabbed hold of his tail. Ratgod then let go of the trapeze both Mr Herbert & Ratgod landed in a wobbly giant green jelly.

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