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She would be spending the rest of her life

  • She would be spending the rest of her life in jail, for a crime she didn't commit. It was was her last night of freedom. She decided it was time to pay a visit to Mr.
  • Potato. She knew it was a frame up when he saw his hands leaving the crime scene. She had only one chance for revenge. She took with her a masher, a peeler and a fry basket.
  • She tied up his kids and dangled them over the bubbling fry basket. "Let the Tots go," said Potato Head. She replied, "Then confess, Mr. Angry Eyes. Or should I say, Darth Tater?!"
  • Mr. Potato Head said, *“I'm a bookeeper's son. I don't want to shoot no one. Well, I crossed my old man back in Oregon—don't take me alive. Got a case of dynamite, I could hold out
  • all godamn night. Then Mrs. Potato Head said, "now don't feed me any of your crazy soup, you look like a face on a piece of poop, I don't have time, to listen to you whine
  • , tonight you sleep on the stoop!" Mr. Potato Head had a feeling his wife was ready to a-salt him. He'd have flashed her the middle fry-nger, but she had eyes in back of her head.
  • In truth, Mrs. Potato Head just wanted back the loveable nerdy spud she'd married not Darth Tater, Spuderman, or Optamash Prime. But when he came out of the box & wore her nurse
  • outfit, something struck a chord deep within her starchy essence and she decided to get weird with it. Mr Potato Head laid Mrs Potato Head on the examination table and proceeded
  • to remove her limbs and facial features. Somehow Mrs. Potato Head could still see and hear everything going on. She felt like she was floating above her husband in the surgery
  • And then the unthinkable happened. Mr. Potato Head was being turned into Mrs. Potato Head! Her parts fit on him perfectly, and it felt so NATURAL! And Mr./Mrs. Potato Head
Started
2011-09-02 20:49:54
Finished
2012-05-30 23:26:04

8 Comments

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    Zetawilk May 30 2012 @ 23:39

    Theseus' Potatohead.
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    SlimWhitman May 31 2012 @ 06:29

    Nice tatertale! @TheRustyNun, nice continuation but don't forget to finish the story if you get line 10. So Mrs. Potato Head accuses Mr. Potato Head of framing her and after an operation he ends up going to jail in her place?
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    m80 May 31 2012 @ 11:28

    *from Steely Dan's "Don't Take Me Alive"
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    Zetawilk May 31 2012 @ 15:27

    It's sort of like a darker version of Glen or Glenda starring the Potatoheads, and it works.
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    BlastedHeath Jun 01 2012 @ 21:32

    Leave off the last few words after the ! and that's a pretty good ending! I never expected to write about an out-of-potato experience.
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    49erFaithful Jun 02 2012 @ 00:51

    Good call Blasted. That does kinda work out.
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    TheRustyNun Jun 02 2012 @ 11:41

    Yesh, it's not paying attention to those little details that can really screw up the end of a story, huh? :)
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    buddyboy4711 Jun 02 2012 @ 13:24

    I assume the stuff Spuderman shoots out of his wrists is called Spud Web(b): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUu7drj9hPw

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