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My weapon of choice: the blunderbuss. Just

  • My weapon of choice: the blunderbuss. Just a fool careening blindly through the pitch, blasting and bussing any damn thing in my way. That's the way to do it. I remember
  • Looper because I was in it. That's right, I am Bruce Willis, except, now I've committed myself to carrying around a blunderbuss. I want to kill my past heroic incarnations.
  • Beginning with my role on Moonlighting.
  • Ending with my role on Moonlighting 2: The Re-Lightening. It was meant to be a film series on overnight key grips before it became the disaster that it was. Critics attributed it
  • to poor acting, lousy direction and virtually zero special effects, and panned it. But the weirdo artistic types found Moonlighting 2: The Relightening to be a fascinating, quirky
  • research which made the world peaceful and vegan under Lords Kalki and Padma
  • . Padma preferred tofu, while Kalki was all for bean sprouts. Peace had given rise to much leisure time, and Kalki learned to weave and knit the bean sprouts into great
  • big aprons. Padma and Kaliki realised that these all organic 100% bean fibre aprons would sell like hotcakes. They went to the big city to find a marketing agency
  • ; regrettably, Padma was run down by a rickshaw and fell into a coma. Kaliki traded the bean fiber aprons for a Jeep and an I-Phone and got a strip-teasing job at the Mens Club.
  • At that club Kaliki met an edgy boy named Anakin Skywalker. He talked about hating sand, getting everywhere and about an Emperor involving Some Sith group because of Padma's death.

7 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 14 2020 @ 23:39

    Padma, Padme, whatever. I just want pad thai.

  2. Flopp Apr 15 2020 @ 03:57

    "It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere" - the line that gets him laid

  3. Rockdude2 Apr 15 2020 @ 13:39

    Sometimes you opt not to check the spelling of some character's name due to the time limit.

  4. Woab Apr 15 2020 @ 16:51

    Especially if you're just about to get laid.

  5. LordVacuity Apr 15 2020 @ 18:17

    Screaming out the wrong name during the throes of passion might make those throes short.

  6. Woab Apr 16 2020 @ 12:13

    Game of Throes.

  7. Jimbeau Apr 16 2020 @ 20:53

    I snaked across Slippery Hollow’s Cave of Mysteries in search of the Game of Throes’ Queen, but, sadly, I couldn’t remember her name.

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