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I've noticed something about myself. The

  • I've noticed something about myself. The longer I play FoldingStory the more disgusting I become. What started off as a literary adventure has become little more than a
  • string of cleverly crafted poo jokes, the manifestation of sentient unaesthetic foodstuffs and the occasional one-off endorsement of non-sequitur sexual deviance. FS helps me heal
  • but laughter is the best medicine. Immature jokes about poo and sex really get me through the day.
  • During the night I feast on Knock Knock jokes. Did you hear the one about the cat and the latex thong?
  • "Yes, its latex allergy..." "Its latex allergy what?" "I don't know, you ate the rest of the joke." This was a common occurrence. I tried to kick the habit with Good Humor bars but
  • laytex was so good. I once made Chicken Kiev with a rubber chicken. I went to the doctor because I had a wad of laytex lodged in my gut, but in the waiting room I saw all those glo
  • omy people bunged up with latex. There & then I decided on a different course in my life. I'd embrace my latex-filled guts as part of who I am. Bunged, I would be empowered to give
  • All living creatures shelter from the coming war, provided they were underwater in the octopus's garden. General Petraeus was fired because he wouldn't follow instructions. Bunged,
  • the wine casks in the caves of Chamoureux-les-precours would hold their wine in reserve for another twenty years or more. In fact, it wasn't until the year
  • 2040 that nuclear holocaust survivors were unexpectedly treated to this superb Chardonnay & discovered it was the perfect companion to the cadavers they lived off of. Ah la votre!
Started
2013-02-05 22:34:51
Finished
2016-08-01 00:58:27

4 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 01 2016 @ 17:42

    Well that wasn't disgusting. Not one little bit. So your healed, right?
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    BlastedHeath Aug 16 2016 @ 21:07

    Healed is a relative term based on some normative abstraction. There are some folds I won't like or continue, and a few folds of mine that I regret.
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    lucielucie Aug 17 2016 @ 10:13

    I actually think I've become classier since playing with y'all. Mind you I used to type like a two toothed trucker so it's all relative, as BH says.
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    IceSquad Aug 17 2016 @ 13:50

    I vuzh dry for shix monthsh bafore zhish fold

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