The crowd cheered as the speaker appeared

The crowd cheered as the speaker appeared in a dark blue suit. No one knew the topic of her speech or the impact it would have on their future.

"From now on", she said. "Everyone will wear blue suits. This way noone will be discriminated on account of their attire." Everyone exchanged their clothes and was happier. Except

for casual Fridays, when blue jeans were wont to be worn, then everyone felt somehow cheated out of the pleasure of wearing a different color than usual. This introduced the habit

of killing. At first I only killed the janitors and the maids. No one missed them. Then I dared myself to murder an administrative assistant. NO ONE NOTICED. Even when the dead

principal was lying on the floor dripping blood, I suddenly heard someone else silently creeping down the hallway. I was so nervous that I decided to sit quietly and wait on them

I jumped into a dumpster to hide and while I was in there a rat crawled onto my head and I started to scream and jumped out of the dumpster. I jumped out and was right in front of

him. I was so frightened; i just froze for a moment. He stared back at me with a menacing grin. After a moment passed I regained bearings and dodged past him. I didn't know where t

o go. If there is one thing I just can't stand is his slicked back hair, checkered over-alls and fiber-glass burger. The Big Boy statue leered into the distance. I must escape.

So I ran and I ran as fast as my legs could waddle. I ran for my life from the unmoving fiberglass advertisement. Unable to move, the inanimate object never caught up to me.