Kara and her mother went to disneyland today.

Kara and her mother went to disneyland today. The first princess she saw was...

a small, hairy gentleman who'd traded a sheet of blotter acid to a homeless man on Venice Beach for an annual pass. He was dressed up as Belle. The 2nd Disney 'princess' Kara saw

through Belle's unpolished false bravado. Princess Kara knew she could destroy Belle with a nasty rumor.

But she knew for the rumor to destroy Belle she would also take a serious hit to her reputation as well. Everybody would see through any story that she might concoct because only

So...she took the blame. It wasn't anything serious but at the very least it kept Belle's inciting rage at bay...for now. There was no way she could keep this up, she needed a long

-evity serum that would allow her to outlive Belle. Merlin whipped one up for her, and she drank it right away. Years passed. Belle got old and died. Merlin got younger. But she

stayed old and haggy, and bitter, and the rotten apple core of her soul festered, but one day Merlin was the young Prince he once had been, and the Witch felt he'd corrupt her evil

Wind and redirect it so the leaves could cross the road without being crushed. Indeed, 568 leaves made it successfully across Route 14 before the Witch opened her mouth again.

"And now, foolish mortals, I shall take over what has always rightfully belonged to me. Not only will I rule this Earth for all of eternity, but you & your children will bow to me"