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The Singularity appeared on the horizon.

  • The Singularity appeared on the horizon. The naysayers could no longer deny it's existence. Neither evil nor good the Singularity merely existed for the same reason as the rest of

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  • the universe. However, there are always two forces in the universe. The birth of the Singularity gave birth to its twin: the superdumbness. The interplay of these two forces led

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  • to bum-shaking, hip-gyrating, and booty-popping in the human species. Over there in the pavement, we can see a wild police officer preparing to pull over a driver. If we be quiet,

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  • then the police officer won't try and mug us for our doughnut supplies. Too late, he's coming this way!

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  • His favourite hangout at Sherman and Main just closed for remodeling, so he had an craving. Officer Bugby paid us big bucks for our doughnut maker. We didn't mind the cash, our son

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  • was saving for Comic Con 2020,Officer Bugby's doughnut diet made him look like the Michelin man & when our son saw him he proposed they attend the convention together dressed up as

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  • Super Man & Wonder Woman. They made the convention their wedding and do all the wedding cliches. You know how it feels.

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  • Well, Batman wasn't too happy about it. And that's why he and Superman started that whole war thing. Like Captain America and Iron Man, only DC. Meanwhile, Wonder Woman was

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  • wondering at the state of Womanhood in a DC Universe. Only the large breasted had a prayer. Batgirl rolled her Bat eyes behind Wonder Woman. As an Amazon, she was single breasted.

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  • That is...until she entered Dr. Snip's Invasive Makeover Salon! Now, neither she nor her baby can tell which is the real one. Order 2...the third one's on us*! *while supplies last

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1 Comments

  1. IceSquad Aug 29 2017 @ 03:54

    *Baby was adopted. Dr. Snip can do really amazing sh*t.

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