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Dark abyss, (pull out), Small hole, (pull

  • Dark abyss, (pull out), Small hole, (pull out) Multiple holes lined 20 x 20, (pull out) Hanging asbestos tiles and UV lights flickering, (pull out) 5th period trigonometry class.

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  • A patient reclined in my dental chair, pending an extraction, but I can't focus my mind. Bad move to trip on LSD last night. With these forceps I'm supposed to... what is it again?

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  • I was supposed to go find lost treasure! My boss told me once i was done with my last patient, i had to go to my secret job which was

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  • a mild mannered janitor at the local high school. Little did they know that I had found the ruins of the Edmund Fitzgerald in the Bermuda Triangle. I needed to go

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  • there to fetch the timepiece of my great-uncle, Thomas McKerrin, who had served on the Edmund Fitzgerald. Cameron and Branson were out. For the Bermuda Triangle, one needed an exp

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  • ert at longitude,chronometry & occult. "Charles Winkle Esq. Expert in Paranormal Navigation" read his card. "If its the Bermuda Pyramid your searchin' for & you pay cash in advance

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  • I'll disappear there". It did make for a crowded business card but he managed to keep gainfully employed straight through until his 90s. Mandatory retirement did him in though.

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  • He sat at home and chain-smoked. Then one day he died of lung cancer. His daughter didn't smoke even once and wouldn't visit him without a gas mask on. This saved her life.

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  • She founded a nunnery by the name of The Little Sisters of Abstinence which quickly folded when all of the zealot nuns refused everything, including food and water. She went to the

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  • grave with her abstaining nuns. Nary a tree nor weed grows in their plots, as their bodies abstain from providing nutrients to the soil. Nun for you, as they used to say so often.

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2 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Mar 31 2017 @ 10:51

    When I was a kid growing up Catholic we used to ask "what kind of meat does the priest eat on Friday" to which the answer was "nun" but we have since learned that was the wrong answer.

  2. Woab Mar 31 2017 @ 13:38

    Hilarious ending, Gdnknx!

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