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Once upon a time, there was a circle named

  • Once upon a time, there was a circle named Juliet. She was very sad because she didn't have points like the other shapes like Gary triangle and Joshua square.

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  • Gary was not really a triangle. He was actually a snail on Sponge Bob. Joshua is a square, so no one really likes him.

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  • Gary was also a closet racist and regularly called for the extermination of spongebobs people. He constructed a series of oxygen chambers where sponges could be herded Into and

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  • suddenly, he had a change of heart. He decided that he would start looking for the positive aspects of people. Gary started working for a homeless shelter. He met

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  • Phil, a man who had been homeless for almost a year. Gary started talking to Phil, and learned that he was once a U.S. Navy Seal. After hearing this Gary decided to

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  • use a jet pack to go back in time and meet Phil the Navy seal.

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  • While we're back in time, we will fill the Navy with seals and use futures technology to create hybrid trans-humans. I'm not sure what will come of the

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  • The grand social experiment called pokemon go. Some of the players were killed in action - crossing roads, walking off cliffs, getting run over by kangaroos, squirted by cane toads

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  • , but none were worse off than Pokemon Go player Bing Bong, whose entire family was murdered in the dead of the night by an egg wielding a knife. We still don't know how it managed

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  • to avoid an ooze of amoebas and let it go by.

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