I was sitting on a chair when a pizza landed

I was sitting on a chair when a pizza landed in my lap. The next thing i did was toss it to the homeless man next to me and he thanked me by giving me his very expensive shiny car

I then thought how illogical it was, he was a homeless, yet rich man. He then proceeded to ask me what my favorite color was. Baffled I looked him in his eyes and said loudly

Green! My favorite color is green, or maybe blue. I can't decide. It is just to hard of a decision to make. May I ask what your favorite color is?

He showed me a variety of paint chips. "What do you think the best color is for a rec room? Taupe Desert Wind or Azure Requiem Dream?" Eyes glazing over, I stumbled into the mixer.

When he pulled me out, I was from head-to-toe the most stunningly deep azure requiem dream blue. I went to a Blue Man Group performance and sat in the front row.

The Blue Man in the Blue Man Group performance started to paint his friends blue so they would have more blue men on the Blue Man Group performance. But then the paint was red and

he was kicked out for being a commie. But the other blue men in the group had Celtic origins. They had a show in Rome. Now was their chance for revenge, they stripped down and

tried to explain where Celt land was and that the Celtics were not just a football team, but they weren't allowed to speak. Which wouldn't have helped the Blue Man Group anyway,

The history teacher gave a chuckle. "Now that's a very common misconception," he said, smiling the secret sort of smile every schoolboy learns to fear.