A young girl came speeding down the street.
- A young girl came speeding down the street. She waved her hands at me and started yelling.
- I looked at her briefly, decided she was but a hooligan, and carried on my way. No sane person would have done that in public, or private for that matter.
- As I kept driving on however, I couldn't help but keep thinking about her. Some sort of guilt rest upon me, what if she needed help?
- My guilt finally got the better of me and at the next exit I turned back to pick up the hitchhiker. I never did find her -- instead I picked up a couple of ex-cons hitching to
- Kalamazoo. How did I know they were ex-cons? Because they told me so. Wait a minute...that means... I peered behind me in my rearview at the two ex-cons sitting in my backseat.
- Yes, they had on masks, but I thought that they were ex-coons, not ex-cons. OMG, what a fool I am. I thought that they were talking raccoons, not criminals in my backseat!
- Great, and I've been feeding them graham crackers by hand, too, and here I thought I was kind of like Grizzly Adams, but with raccoons. The Ex-Cons were torn, they enjoyed the crac
- kling fireworks from the nearby Alphabet Soup Day celebrations. The ex-cons decided to join in the festivities and cook up a large vat of soup. It was too late, when they noticed
- that it was too late. The ex-cons gave a look like "Geez, it's too late." All they could do is watch the fireworks. Wait, those weren't fireworks...invasion! From another world
- where they have three legs and square heads and don't cotton to us zipping all our trash into deep-space! We cons were asked to fend them off for a cheesy movie deal to fund NASA!
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- 2012-11-14 09:37:40
- Finished
- 2013-09-07 22:43:54
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Zetawilk Sep 07 2013 @ 22:44
I think I smell next Summer's schlocky, kitsch blockbuster! :3
PurpleProf Sep 08 2013 @ 03:22
Haha...I agree, GB!
Zetawilk Sep 08 2013 @ 13:17
In fact, if I might be so bold, I think we could use this as the basis of the FoldingStory movie.
Zetawilk Sep 08 2013 @ 13:19
We could have split-second non-sequitur cameos from A-list celebrity stars! Catherine Zeta Jones as the hitchiker! Barack Obama as the Kalamazoo Historical Society concierge! I don't know who either of those people are, but it sounds like a hit! We'll have the longest cast roster of any trailer!