This question kept me up last night. Sean

This question kept me up last night. Sean Bean, actor who plays Boromir in LOTR, is his name pronounced "Shawn Bawn?" or "Seen Bean?"

So I panic, and call 911. "I have to know," I screech, "'Shawn Bawn' or 'Seen Bean'?!?" The operator says she'll send someone right over. 15 minutes later, I'm in a straitjacket.

and strapped to a rocket sled in a top-secret military psychiatric research facility. The guy next to me keeps giggling & saying, "eyedropping." "Muscarine & LSD," says the smiling

lunatic in the mirror. It takes four hours standing there to realize it's me. I faint. "Winning combination? I don't think so," says one of the lab techs. I wake in a padded cell.

That will teach me to stand motionless for four hours staring at my reflection. The padded cell is quite comfortable and the lab tech brings me my meals on a plastic McDonalds tray

Although this may seem like a kind gesture, I know the truth. They are holding me captive in a secret government camp. Because of my status, they have attempted to poison me.......

I tried to force my mind to come up with a plan, and I tried to force my muscles to carry me out of this horrid situation.Who knew when they would come for me,i had to save myself.

I never thought that I would be the victim, that they would be coming after me. I couldn't think. My brain wasn't functioning. I had to get out if there, and quickly. "Oh dear!"

or nah