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Trouble maker since birth,Spike the Dog was

  • Trouble maker since birth,Spike the Dog was bffs with Snowball the Cat,experienced in the fine art of manipulating his humans into doing anything he wanted.One night,Spike got home
  • and tricked his owner into buying a ton of Alpo by mind-melding with him the only problem with this is
  • began to behave like a dog shortly after the purchase and was happy to consume alpo where as he craved more variety but the kitchen supplies were running low. Fortunately he could
  • dance and sing, so he could make his own $ and buy his own food. Instead, he'd go to dog shows and waste it all on expensive bitches.
  • You'd think he would have learned his lesson after that one bitch gave him fleas but he'd sniff just about any butt that came his way. All I'm saying is
  • …Sue sighed. Maybe she should rethink datingfordummies.com. This guy was a social retard and he resembled the Faun in Pan’s Labyrinth. Nobody ever looked like their pictures.
  • The only exception was the time Sue dated a guy who hadn't uploaded a picture, but actually looked like a silhouette. "I've always liked men with a dark side," she said politely,
  • though she couldn't help thinking he seemed a bit shady. "In fact, both sides of me are a dark side!" her silhouette-date joked. "Well you are tall and dark," Sue admitted. "And
  • slim!" She tipped her shadow date's fedora back so she could see his eyes better. Grey. His eyes were grey & unfathomable. His breath was a curious mix of Swiss Miss cocoa & fish.
  • Ever since she read 50 Shades of Grey thinking it was a guide to choosing paint colours all she could think about was grey. It didn't explain fish or cocoa so she painted beige.

1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jan 22 2013 @ 12:32

    Ah, once again the Shady One slips past us and into the darkness of FoldingStory. I really thought Sue had him cornered there for a moment. A most mysterious fellow.

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