Fold 1.

Fold 1.

Take the lower left hand corner and bring it to your knee. Once you have made the crease, shout, "Heil sensai!" and drop the beat. Fold 2 is easy. You can do that one. Fold 3:

does itself if you let it. Fold 4: Involves imaginary numbers and must never be attempted on Samhain because of the risk of it being interpreted as a conjuring of an angry Liberace

. Fold 5: Under no circumstances is anyone to write Fold 5 who is not all ready a scary clown. (Yes, living in the Creepy Tent qualifies as above.) Fold 6: Anyone mentioning cats

, epipen tattoos or fold number 3 gets an all-you-can-eat orthodontics appointment. Fold √2: if you're reading this fold you've entered the irrational zone. Power up to Fold

4, because everyone knows 4 is 2 squared. But Fold 0? Does it exist? Folders has dedicated their entire careers to this mathematical, scientific, psychological mystery phenomenon

And even taught courses about it at the Mountain College in Lakeland,.where Professor Astralagus taught. His book on folding stories spanned 400 pages and was published in

Esperanto. The movie rights were bought by Rosie O'Donnell. They had cast Professor Loomis as himself and had added a FoldingStory where Loomis used Drumpf's small fingers to plug

all, He knew that his presidency was a joke, and his countless scandals, pending impeachment, and publicly anticipated indictment had exposed hom. The game was over. The jig was up