"LEEERRROOOY, JENKINS" The Criminal shouted

"LEEERRROOOY, JENKINS" The Criminal shouted as he ran out of jail. helicopter, SWAT teams, tanks, everybody was out when Bob ran out of jail. bob was really an alein from mars who

had come to Earth on an American Rover that he had repurposed into a galactic skateboard. He was so handsome, but entry into the atmosphere was really hot so

his hairgel ignited and he spontaneously combusted over Death valley. Cut to scene 3: Jed & Bill listening to crickets while warming their boots at the fire see "The Comet" and

saw the bright light. "There's something you don't see everyday, Jed." "What's that Bill?" "A flaming hairdo" "Oh, I don't know, been to San Fran?" There was a crater a mile wide.

They peered into the crater and saw Richard Pryor. "I thought he had quit freebasing," said Bill. "I thought he had died," said Jed.

Apparently not. Richard Pryor had hidden inside a crater of an extinct volcano to avoid taxes. Bill and Jed slid inside. "Who goes there?" Asked Richard

"We do!" exclaimed Bill and Jed. Richard immediately recognized the bodacious duo, and immediately welcomed them into his secret volcanic hovel. "I'm not going to pay a cent until

.." Bill and Jed grinned at each other, then simultaneously started to tear Rich's precious shack apart. "Until what, old man? Until you strike the mother vain?" Rich eased back an

noyingly. It was like some kind of tease the way Rich would use his two claw hands to do the hokey pokey. If this was what its all about, Rich was going to make it count.