Nuggets. Nuggity nug nug nuggets. Mmm mmm,
- Nuggets. Nuggity nug nug nuggets. Mmm mmm, yes sir.
- After creating the worst slogan in McDonalds' history, I found myself unemployed. Perhaps this was meant to be, though, as the next day I applied for
- making food in Burger King. I wanted to get revenge of that white skin, red hair, yellow suit clown. However, things won't go well, as i was scared of the King of Burger King's. I
- decided then and there to become part of the Burger Commandos, that elite black-ops force that went against the McMafia and their cruel clown king pin. "My I take your order? SIR?
- "I want a burger and fries!" the Burger Commando officer shouted, and the recruits responded, "Right away SIR!" before marching in line and brandishing a ketchup gun.
- But the McD's cashier was outiftted with a mustard riot shield, four special-sauce smoke grenades, minced onion tear gas, and a sesame seeded bun ninja star. The Burger commando
- backed into the Fry Guys, who started babbling meaninglessly, until the Hamburgler had the chance to pounce; with the aid of Wimpy, the Burger Commando never had a chance.
- Fry Guy floated above the platforms, spewing nefarious fireballs down upon the Hamburgler. Mr. Wimpy squeezed his Charmin to unleash a photon cannon that narrowly missed hitting
- his own cheek. " I should have practised using this infernal weapon." he muttered to himself before picking up the trails of his burnt hat and marching in tune with the rest of the
- platoon. Anyway his job as embedded clown was to amuse his troop to distract them from the grim reality of war, so he reloaded the pie launcher with a cream custard this time.
- Started
- 2011-04-23 10:40:18
- Finished
- 2012-10-21 09:48:51
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Chaz Oct 21 2012 @ 11:27
"Clowns without Borders" -- Will you please give? http://foldingstory.com/5sz3w/vlya51/
PurpleProf Oct 21 2012 @ 19:53
The whole idea of an embedded clown...brilliant! I think this could really bring about world peace. I really do.