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Its always a worry when the website you have

  • Its always a worry when the website you have just found, explored and added will soon be taken on by someone you may or may not know? Where will we go from here?

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  • But her worries were interrupted when Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish came to the counter with his purchases. She opened her mouth and he said, "Save it bitch. I'm in a hurry

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  • to get to the asshole convention. I'm the keynote speaker." She was pretty shocked but sold him the Midol and Slim Jims. The clerk clocked out and her cell buzzed

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  • just before the battery exploded, tearing a hole in the convenience store the size of a smaller convenience store. With slushy dripping from where her leg used to be, the clerk

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  • mutttered "cash or charge?". Just the the looters arrived and dived on the minidonuts stand and then mayhem broke loose.

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  • FOOD FIGHT!!! muffins flew like an illegal pitch, cookies struck below the belt, pumpkin pie made one hell of a mess. The looters were covered in hundreds and thousands. They fled

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  • through the whole building. running, screaming, yelling. I grabbed a muffin and through it across the room. It landed on a table. Everyone over there started throwing them back.

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  • A muffin, it smelled like banana nut, whizzed over my head. I looked up and zeroed in on the combatant that tried to take my head off with the pastry. My eyes locked on hers and

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  • I motioned with my hand, "Bring it on, Sweetheart." I can take you!" My mistake! She hit me with another muffin between the eyes, and when I couldn't see for a second, she

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  • blinded me with her muffin. Oedipus had nothing on her.

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