In nations like the United States, most enquiring

In nations like the United States, most enquiring eyes remain focused along the coasts or dwell upon geological wonders such as the vast mountain ranges, canyons and the

deep caverns that hosted everything from blind fish to fortunes in metals and stones. The metals and stones were assigned arbitrary values by people with vast advertising budgets

paid for by the Armenian genocide. The damn Turks had to launder the money some how. They devised a scheme where they would purchase ad time and then

just broadcast dead air on the Armenian-language radio station. Those damn Turks were crafty. As a matter of fact, one Turk held a large pen, while doing a whirling dirvish, and

conjured up an enourmous, talking, sticky, 10-foot tall Turkish Delight. The monster generated instant panic among the crowd as it went straight for the

Magilicutty. Thats what the dragons eat, Magilicutties. And there hasn't been one in Scottland for many many years. Until the day that Lucy came to town thinking that

she'd rode her last broomstick. It was a day that the flowers were blooming and the birds were

getting in the way of her flight. She would majic them away but the beer made it difficult to see strait. Maybe next time she'd take a more normal mode of transport.

like thumbing a ride to where she need to go. For this trip, the beer was going to

come AFTER the liquor. She had learned her lesson at last.