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In nations like the United States, most enquiring

  • In nations like the United States, most enquiring eyes remain focused along the coasts or dwell upon geological wonders such as the vast mountain ranges, canyons and the

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  • deep caverns that hosted everything from blind fish to fortunes in metals and stones. The metals and stones were assigned arbitrary values by people with vast advertising budgets

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  • paid for by the Armenian genocide. The damn Turks had to launder the money some how. They devised a scheme where they would purchase ad time and then

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  • just broadcast dead air on the Armenian-language radio station. Those damn Turks were crafty. As a matter of fact, one Turk held a large pen, while doing a whirling dirvish, and

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  • conjured up an enourmous, talking, sticky, 10-foot tall Turkish Delight. The monster generated instant panic among the crowd as it went straight for the

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  • Magilicutty. Thats what the dragons eat, Magilicutties. And there hasn't been one in Scottland for many many years. Until the day that Lucy came to town thinking that

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  • she'd rode her last broomstick. It was a day that the flowers were blooming and the birds were

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  • getting in the way of her flight. She would majic them away but the beer made it difficult to see strait. Maybe next time she'd take a more normal mode of transport.

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  • like thumbing a ride to where she need to go. For this trip, the beer was going to

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  • come AFTER the liquor. She had learned her lesson at last.

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