I'm jumping in on this ride like "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
- I'm jumping in on this ride like "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
- Just took a pee, and my friend gave me some food for free, i used to climb that tree then i hurt my knee my favorite drink is tea
- But I also like coffee. I walked in the street because I just had to see whether she was still waiting to talk to me like I imagined her to be. My knee gave out and I keeled over o
- nto my side. I never saw the bus coming. I woke 3 months later and there she was by the side of the bed, still very much a figment of my imagination. Alas, I was only a torso
- and so could neither smile upon her, nor reach out to her, nor run and hide in shame. But she placed an imaginary finger where my lips should be saying, "no need to speak, my torso
- knows, my love It knows." With an almost haunting sigh she tipped herself away from me, and I was powerless to stop her departure or pled for her to stay. Screaming inside I
- dropped to my knees. A loud NOOO rend through the air. Ever since then I felt empty, lonely. I never married anyone again, then went to drinking and watching airplanes take off.
- It was then I got a good idea. A DAMN good idea!! He'll, I had nothing to lose!! I got out my crafts bag, found some yarn, and crocheted a 747 jet.
- Next thing I knew, the bus driver was hollering "End of the line!" and nudging me through the doors, just as I finished the fuselage. "You can remove me, but you can't stop my
- heart from beating for love of God and Country!" The bus driver calmly grasped the taser from her belt and applied a jolt to my midsection. The last thing I heard was the siren...
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- 2015-11-13 12:22:29
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- 2015-11-20 17:38:49
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Gibber Nov 20 2015 @ 22:40
I think my failure to add a final comma to make ",my torso," direct address caused him to have a miraculous recovery!
Crazydance Nov 21 2015 @ 22:23
Agreed
SlimWhitman Nov 22 2015 @ 08:46
A limb rending tale of two torsos