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The beeping noises coming from the radar warning monitor were non-stop. The northwest royal defense base was about to be sieged by a swarm of unidentified flying objects. Lt.Cmdr
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Dirkstain called for the deflector paddles to be raised. Disposable Cadet Peabody said "But Lieutenant Commander, the paddles were never meant for a swarm this la..." but he was cu
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-ffed roughly about the ears by Dirkstain for being insolent to his superior. Disposable Cadet Peabody grabbed the deflector paddles and held them to his own chest, crying out:
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"I'm not disposable! I not wearing a red uniform & I don't even want to be a Cadet." said Peabody."I want to be a chartered accountant taming fierce unbalanced accounting ledgers!"
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And so it eventually came to be. Peabody officially became a CTFU accountant, gaining status & prestige among his peers. "You can always count on ol' Peabody" said everyone.
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Then, nobody knows when it happened, but you started hearing whispers about how Peabody kept secret numbers in a dungeon in his apartment behind the Dragon Juice Collective Unit.
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It's anyone guess as to how long those numbers have been there, and exactly what they hold the secrets to. But Peabody had something strong enough to pick up on.
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Professor Plum and Sgt. Grey investigated the incident three years later. Peabody had racked his brain, only to exhaust himself. Layers of numbers were still there, waiting for
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the bingo host. "B4!" he called. Prof. Plum jumped up: "Bingo!" "Congrats, good chap." said Grey. "No! Don't you get it? Peabody heard the shot BEFORE it was fired! He's our man!"
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LordVacuity Jan 13 2018 @ 19:15
I never trusted that Peabody and his beady eyes. That is why I never let him get a whiff of my impossible number collection.
Woab Jan 15 2018 @ 16:26
Slim, your fold made me wheeze like Muttly.
SlimWhitman Jan 15 2018 @ 17:18
I can almost hear your wheezing Woab, hopefully it was a healthy mirthful wheeze.
LordVacuity Jan 15 2018 @ 17:23
I've checked Professor Plum's math and he is right. Peabody is our man or man aggregate for now. We'll keep an eye on him and see if he gains any layers or subtlety.
Woab Jan 16 2018 @ 12:23
Slim, it was a surprisingly long and mirthful wheeze caused by my attempt not to laugh out loud while my husband slept!
SlimWhitman Jan 17 2018 @ 03:14
@Woab: That's happened to me. I know just the wheeze. Thanks for sharing!
IceSquad Jan 17 2018 @ 03:57
Hey, are you two married?
Woab Jan 17 2018 @ 12:06
At least one of us is!
SlimWhitman Jan 19 2018 @ 04:07
Yes, that's a true statement.
SlimWhitman Jan 19 2018 @ 16:58
In my fold I tried to reverse the wishes of a protagonist in a Monty Python sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYqqla3HTyY