"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner
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"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made! HeHeHeHeHeHe" said Peter Griffin on his wedding night, everyone in the audience was shunned.
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like the sun :P
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I stared at the emoticon for a minute. Why did Galileo end his treatsie on the planets with a :P ? Maybe was hinting to some darker conspiracy :\
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Just then, psychic conspiracy nutter Graham X called. "Look closer. You'll see two more dots by the P. Nostradamus knew about Pluto *and* its moons, and Galileo inherited his Codex
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and even today there's a secret society of ra - wait! Where are you going?" I had heard enough - the man was completely crackers - but just as I reached the door he called out
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to the god of motown, Smoky Robinson. Holy crap, this guy had powers. Smoky flew in on a tear from a clown. Shocked I ran for my Gangsta Rap Staff of Power but
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hopefully the bad acid trip would end shortly and I could return to...whatever the alternative of the Twilight Zone was supposed to be. I hate being drugged. People keep trying it.
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Suddenly I realized I wasn't in the twilight zone... I was inTwilight. melodramatic teenagers pouted at me and I was blinded by sparkling vampires. This acid is powerfull..
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I could even begin to taste the blood in my mouth as I felt my fangs grow and pierce my bottom lip. I spoke and the words. Came out. In a poor. Bella-Shatner. Imper... Sonation.
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My words transformed into howls and came out something like twin tea ate dai sikles. Everyone stopped to listen, then ran for their lives.
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- 2011-08-11 14:03:16
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- 2012-06-12 00:03:38
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Zetawilk Jun 12 2012 @ 03:23
Why do the vampires in Twilight Sparkle?
Chaz Jun 13 2012 @ 17:18
Wintermint Lifesavers, they eat them by the bunches. What vampire doesn't want to have fresh breath?
Zetawilk Jun 13 2012 @ 17:30
I don't mean to RAIN on this parade, I think a vampire that BOWs to courtesy, like Barnabas Collins, is a kind of Rarity these days. They don't make 'em DASHing like that anymore. Which is a reference to the original Dark Shadows series, not this jazzed up remake movie. I hope Netflix uploads the rest of the series at some point in the near future. It's fun guessing whether the next episode will be in color or not. But getting back to the story at hand (or hooks if you got 'em): Galileo: Vampire Hunter.