We were curled under the streetlight, its

We were curled under the streetlight, its gentle glow eclipsing the moon. Snow drifted down past us, the green and blue lights on the street providing it with a quiet glow. We were

glowing in the afterglow of a glownoodle flogging. The spent green & pink glow noodles were gradually oovered with phosphorescent snow. Ed- I think you overuse glow in this passage

yet, in thinking terms...I guess you were using your noodle!! Ed walked out of the room and headed for the kitchen where he would search for some more

. But he had had one too many and into the door and pasta out. When Ed came to it was dark, and he had a splitting headache.

Not only that, the chicken ravioli was ridiculing him. "Leave me alone!", Ed told them. The mushroom ravioli was ready to eat, thanks to the chef at Mushroom and Sons. It was too

eager, too perpendicular, too much of a Belieber in that moment, Ed explained to his campfire comrades, and so he left the mushroom ravioli alone while the chicken ravioli clucked

Since Canada is firm about carrying out its capital punishments, the legislated method is death by old age. Authorities are willing to wait as long as necesssary to see it through.

Herbert Ouellet, 156, is the oldest man in the Canadian prison system. He was arrested in 1861 for killing Roy Lapointe with a snowball, the worse crime one can commit in Canada.

The real culprit of the crime is the dead guy but as he is out of reach the punishment is given to the Canadian who threw the snow ball. 156 years later he is still awaiting death.