"Merry Christmas!" he said, more a challenge

"Merry Christmas!" he said, more a challenge than a greeting. He waited, looking for the expression that would send him to sensitivity training. His wife had taken the kids and he

Worked as a bell ringer for the Salvation Army. He purposely chose this charity because it discriminated avaunt gay people. He was a hateful cuss, but he rang that bell, smiled and

bellowed homophobic epithets, like "Kate dresses like Gayle King" or "Julio is Anderson Cooper's artificially conceived love child."This Salvation Army bell ringer

at least that's what we West Hollywood cheerleaders like to shout from the man pyramids. I am saucy and no I have not had my V8. When I got my Captain Morgan's on I am ready

I'm ready to die. It's sad but there no way to live on this planet for me.

I realize that's somewhat contradictory, given that I'm one of the Immortals, but lacking a way to leave by any other means, I need to figure this out. According to our lore,

we are Immortal but recent events contradict lore. All of my friends are dying, on average around 65 years of age. The Tome says to drink your blood but I'm doubting. Maybe

I should suck your cock." "Uh... I, uh, I'm flatt--" "OH GOD," the vampire stammered, "I mean drink your marrow! You know, like in your bones. Oh god, um." "Maybe I should just

return to Transelvania. The boat was just leaving, he leapt on board as the ramp came up. Then he realised he was going to be stuck on the boat for some time, "This should be fun"