Vanessa Conquest spat discreetly into her
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Vanessa Conquest spat discreetly into her napkin. "Of course I am a carnivore, but not evolved or devolved enough for this, Solange. Maybe a spiritual centrist. Human fetal sushi
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popsicles are disgusting." But Vanessa Conquest's napkin was not so discreet. It was soaked in blood and amniotic fluid. Solange smiled and dabbed his
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nostrils with the amniotic fluid which looked like moulding glue and smelt like a stinky durian that someone had smuggled from Thailand. He sniffed the fluid and started
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laughing hysterically. 'You want me to believe you picked this one up from that "friend of yours?"' he started to mime the air quotes with his bent long fingers, but paused to
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to add air parenthesis which required both palms cupped by the ears. (She ain't nothing to write home about.) he said to me aside. I made an exclamation point to his nose. MY GIRL!
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"my giiiiiiirl MY GIRL! Talkin' bout....my girl...." I stopped singing and jabbed him with my finger."I don't care if she's homely. She has a sweet spirit!" I then began to list
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the materials needed to make the robot clone of the President: bananas, a Hoover vacuum cleaner, knee-socks, carpenter tacks & the motherboard from a Nintendo. Assembled, the Robo-
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Bama was a huge hit at parties. He was sure the Robo-Bama would be invited to the white house for dinner and eventually would be filling in when the president wanted to
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sleep. But Robo-Bama wasn't as great as everyone thought. As a young bot he had been betrayed by R2-D2 and filling in for Obama was just his first step in revenge and later, world
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hunger became too much to handle, so he took a blender and
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SlimWhitman May 25 2012 @ 16:08
We all know what boy are made of. Now we know what Robo-Bama is made of. It was shaping up for a nice finish... @alberry2: When it says in bright red letters "This is the final fold. Finish the story". That's your chance to hit a home run. Keep tryin'!
BlastedHeath May 27 2012 @ 15:32
Now this is a fold I do regret. My only excuse is that the news of that week had a politician in the US heartland introducing a bill to prevent fetuses being prepared for human consumption -- a bit of grandstanding that I thought deserved mockery at the time. But maybe he had a legitimate concern, as it turns out.