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The latest scientific research shows that

  • The latest scientific research shows that the voice box in men & red deer has lowered in order to bellow more effectively. "Hmm, figures," thought Mabeline as a noise like a thousa

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  • nd sheep set on fire, electrocuted, stampeded by mammoths, then exploded with dynamite, and four cruise missiles with the blender on was heard. Mabeline thought, "

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  • I really hope that wasn't my party you just ruined." and glared at her friend. "You realize that stuff cost me millions, right?" She took a bite of her

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  • caviar and glared at her friend. "I'll never forgive you if it was." she chewed thoughtfully as she contemplated her friend. "Yet if that WAS my party you ruined, I wonder if we

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  • want to leave like that," she said as she slid her tennis shoes off. Her friend watched her taking her shoes off and glanced at the bedroom. She called the Front Desk to extend her

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  • boobs. "Certainly, Madam," the concierge assured her, & sent the in-house plastic surgeon to her room. Her rack protruding 6 inches longer, Madelyn felt confident enough to attend

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  • to the church next saturday. The priest would be able to see what she was prepared to do for god. Waving the concierge good-bye. Madelyn walked home with a lighter heart and a

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  • tin-foil halo taped to her hat, to show everyone in town that she was a changed woman. "I always said she was nuts," the neighbors whispered as Madelyn sauntered by. She was so

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  • intensely exalted, yet delicately indestructible. Madelyn knew her every curve and how to use those curves to her benefit. How to wear her tin-foil halo to her place in The Valley.

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  • The valley of the fake angels.

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