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She hat a law exam test in forty-eight hours,

  • She hat a law exam test in forty-eight hours, so she grabbed all the Ridlin she could crush up and
  • it went great with a big glass of red wine at the time,but a few minutes later she felt like it didn't agree with her so she called 911 and waited on her favorite chair,door opened
  • and popped in her favorite EMT. He was in fine pressed whites and a jaunty cap. "Ma'am? This is the fifth time this week you called 911. What now?" She smiled and locked the door.
  • He groaned, adjusting his cap to sit it perfectly atop his head. "This is the fifth time you've attempted to keep me from important resuscitations, as well."
  • "The word is 'ejaculations'," his secretary corrected him, putting his rent boy garments back on, speaking in his thick Welsh-Brogue accent. "Where do I get another rent boy with
  • an actual VOCABULARY?", the secretart harumphed, putting on lipstick absent-mindedly, now completely put off. "These rent boys just hang around stealin' smokes and
  • stickin' their fists through the fence." Secrethart decided to leave the situation behind and, sporting a new shade called "Magenta Madness," she strode masculinely down the
  • yellow brick road. Though the munchkins were hissing and running up to kick her, she would not change from Magenta to their coveted yellow brick, to which the munckins
  • simply aggravated themselves and kicked her even more. Than without warning, Mr. Chuck Norris made a cameo appearance, gun slung up on his shoulder, and signature cap on as he
  • set fire to the rain. He glanced disinterestedly at the devastated landscape as he lit a cigarette with a firedrop. Tomorrow he'd file the report and that would be it.
Started
2011-02-19 23:00:05
Finished
2012-10-21 08:38:03

3 Comments

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    jaw2ek Oct 21 2012 @ 11:25

    "secretart" was a typo, but now I am curious about her.
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    mensaque Oct 21 2012 @ 13:28

    She may very well be a dominatrix who uses her knowlege of the ancient secret-arts and of the ocult to pleasure her clients and solve crimes...
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    PurpleProf Oct 21 2012 @ 13:49

    If you think so, mensaque, check our jaw3ek's new folding story on the adventures of Secretart. She's up to something...

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