Dirk was so attached to Christine that when

Dirk was so attached to Christine that when she met an untimely end in a car accident, he was heartbroken. At the funeral in the junkyard (he called it the car cemetery) his eulogy

was so moving that residents of the nearby Pet Semetary crawled over to also pay their respects. Dirk spoke of Christine's supernatural-ness & wiped away a tear. Pennywise offered

a handkerchief which was soaked in snot. "Sorry," said Pennywise, "but I've had a serious cold." Dirk tossed the hanky into a fire which burned over the grave of one "Mittens".

Pennywise smiled. Scores of venom soaked fangs waited behind his big red clown lips. Dirk froze. The evil clown rubbed his hands together and then, Ronal McDonald dropped

His Big Mac on the floor and it had to be tossed. Pound Foolish was wagging his finger. No wasting food, he declared. Three years later, you saw shortages of basic items

such as tampons, carrots and soda pop. Oh how difficult life was without the basic feminine hygiene product, fizzy drink and orange root vegetable. The Earth had fell upon dark

pillows of unsanitary products, tree fruits and flat beverages. The wretched people of this planet wandered the scantly filled grocery aisles. Sea-sponges were used. Rabbits died.

Chisel chinned Chinese chanter Chung Ching Chong chortled chalantly, Chuck.

Dour David Duke delivered dense dog doo-doo donning different dirty denim daily, dating Daffy Duck during decent Decembers, Doris.

Dora went to see the Doctor because f her Doodly Doodles HAHA THE END!